G: Howdy, buckos and buckettes! Normally, I’d go into fanfic now, but there's a bit of a...situation
Ville: YOU’RE RIGHT, THERE’S A SITUATION! YOU’RE STILL HERE!
G: Look, I'm sorry. My real estate agent didn't tell me that this theater was haunted! I wouldn't be here if I knew!
V: Well now you do, so GET OUT!
G: No can do, Whoever you are
V: My name is Ville
G: Well, I can't leave, Ville. This old place was expensive and I'm a few thousand in the hole right now. Besides I need this place to make fun of bad fanfiction.
V: I'm almost scared to ask. WHY do you need a theater to read bad fanfics?
V: Whatever. That's still a dumb reason to buy an old, abandoned theater
G: It's not dumb
V: it's very dumb
G: I'll prove it isn't; come mock this one with me
V: I think I'll pass. Especially since I'm preoccupied with getting SOMEONE out of my theater!
G: How about this; if you don't have fun making fun of this fanfic, I'll go
V: Wow. And I only suspected you were stupid. That's a deal you can't win.
G: Do we have a deal?
V: I already know I won't enjoy this, so fine. We have a deal
G: We’ll see, Ville. Let's get into chapter 5 of Homestuck high.
i am SOOOOOO SOORRY i doesnt update earlier i started scool again a few weeks ago and i was concantating RELY HARD ON MY WORK. i evenn showed my plans for this story 2 my english teacher who was gravely impressed by my origiginality. i wnt 2 tank everyone for supporting this story! just waint until u see what happens next heehee
V: *Horrified expression* Gominod, I hate you
G:...the fanfic hasn’t started yet…
V: YOU MEAN IT GETS WORSE!?!?
It has been two weeks sence diabolo impgrenated Jade with his seed and she was in the hospitil going to give birth sence deamon babys grow quick and stuff like in twilight.
V: You know what, Gominod?
V: After this is over, don’t leave. I want you to stay around so I CAN KILL YOU
G: Look just calm down. It’s not that bad.
She was in a lot of pain and everyone was here to cheer her on sence she was scaerd of theoutcome because demoan babys are hurtful.
G: OK, it is that bad
Dave was ver upset be cause it was his girlfrend and he didnt like that she was wit child with another man and a deamon nontheless.
V: Hey, hey woah. What’s with the demon hate? My best friend is a demon.
G: Calm down, Ville. It said “daemon”. He’s not hating on demons
V: Hey, don’t make jokes. Racism towards demons is very serious.
John new that rose cold be next if he was not carefull and had not ben sleeping for to weeks because rose could be next.
V: Wuh...I’m not sure if I should be mad about this. I can’t even understand it!
G: Good, cause you’d kill me if you could
"she is in pain" the nurse moaned sadly
G: CHILDBIRTH tends to be very painful, yes
"what about the baby" dave demadnded
"you mean babies" the nurse corrected "she is having triplets but they are not of natral causes!"
Everyone looked sadly at each other. Jade might not survie and the babys might take over her body.
G: I, uhh...Yeah I don’t think that’s how that-
V: THAT’S NOT HOW THAT WORKS YOU IDIOT
A doctor appeared.
"she has given birth to the childs!" he announced
V: Are you crying?
G: IT'S JUST SO BEAUTIFUL!
"they are burtn with fires of hell but the others cannot tell of the things that they will face of a lonly mothers grace" Tarvos prophisied
G: No lie; reading that made me physically ill. I think I’m gonna throw up
V: NOT IN MY THEATER YOU AREN’T
"THEY ARE MY SONS! NO DAM B STARD WILL CLAM THEM AS THERE OWN!" Dave ejaculats
G: Dave, please! There are children in the audience! No saying B STARD and no ejaculating!
Rose took Johns hand "I feel uneasy"
V: You and me both, Rose
G: Actually, that’s Esor
V:...I’m not going to ask
she quoted "soemthing is amist"
V: Ahh, yes. “Soemthing is Amist” by Writey McWriteFace. Truly a juggernaut of literature
"i can feel it to" John reconziled and he kissed Rose passiontly.
G: *monotone* Oh my gosh. The passion. It's too much
V: *monotone* I can barely handle this passion
Everyone went to see Jade and her babies there were two boys and a girl. one boy had grayish skin an wellow eyes like a demon
V: That’s racist
G: Yeah. Everyone knows that demons have red skin!
V: That’s even more racist.
and then the girl had daves blond hair but then the other boy...LOOKED LIKE TARVOS!
G: PLOT TWIST!
"omg" everyone said
V: “gtfo” I said
"they all have different fathers" the nurse said widely "please take a shit
V: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA *gasp* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
G: Ville, you ok?
and we will explain the circumsize."
V: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! Oh GOD, this is fantastic!
Dave couldnt sit down he was too angry. one of his childs were a damon
G: Why would that make him mad?
V: Guess he didn't like We Bought a Zoo
and the other lookedlike his best frend! he also did not have a air for his family name!
V: Well get it some air! We wouldn’t want it to suffocate!
his true cchild was a girl…
G: You do know that a girl can carry on the family name, right?
"HOW COULD YOU TAVOS!" dave cried as tears welled in his eyes "she is my wife to be!"
G + V: YOU! ARE! IN! HIGH! SCHOOL!
"it was an accidant it happened in mcdonnald" Tarvos solmnly said.
G: What? How do you “accidentally” have sex with someone?
V: More pressingly; why would you have sex with someone in McDonald's?
"we did not mean it Dave!" jade weeped
"You stole my son...now i shall make you pay!" dave exclamed and left
G: And thus, Dave has begun his transformation into a super villain
Jade cried as rosepatted her back and the babys slept. Jade was worred dave might turn to the dark side and she did not want to date a daemon!
V: Can I take a break?
G: What? Why?
V: I feel as though this fanfic is sucking away my life force
G: But you're a ghost
V: That's why I'm so worried
G: Hang in there; we’re almost done
"John" rose said suddenly "we need to make plans."
DUN DUN DUUUUN! A CLIFFIE!
V: I've never hated anyone more.
also 2 the ppl sayin im a troll IM NOT STP SAYING THAT! mi frends say itzs not about spellin byt the stry that matters
G: I’d buy that if this story were actually good
V: I’ve only read one chapter and I already want to rip my own eyes out
so i dnt need to rite amazilg like the twilight author does to please u!
G: Oh you sweet summer child, you really DO know nothing
for those suporting mi storey U GAIZ R AWSOME!
V: And WAY too nice for their own good
V: Well that was awful
G: Not arguing with you there, Ville. But making fun of it is really fun, right?
V: I can't believe I'm saying this, but yeah. It was kind of fun
V:*groan* You can stay. Just don't mess up the place, got it?
G: Gotcha! Today's a good day; got a new place and a new friend!
V: Please don't call me your friend. I'm only barely tolerating you.
G: G-got it. *nervous chuckle*. See you around buckos and buckettes.
V: Who’re you talking to?
G: I'll explain it later